We Couldn't Make This Up, You Did
We have loved your reviews so much, we thought we would weave your words into a poem. Enjoy.
"Happy! My balls, they sing in blissful tune,
The happiest they've been, Not to be crude,
but I'd post a pic— Though that might be obscene.
Simply Perfect, Funderwear Praise
I've tried them all— Zimmerli, Shinesty, MeUndies too, But these wrap my jewels In comfort so true.
Soft as cashmere, without the itch, Cool when it's hot, warm when it's not.
Even a stash pocket— What a clever spot!
Only one problem, and it’s a bummer, I’ve only got one pair;
Washing them daily, I’m a frequent launderer!
Choosy Men, Unders for the Win
Snug, smooth, stretchy— Like you’re wearing nothing at all!
Bought two pairs, and now I’m spoiled, All other brands I stall.
Let the boys breathe free, I say, These undies deserve applause,
The search is over, my friend, For the perfect pair with cause.
The Irresistible Touch, A Sensory Delight
A whisper against the skin, Organic fibers like a dream,
My partner's hands can't help but trace, the fabric, soft as cream.
Please, OGT, make more hues, my significant other demands,
And hey, how 'bout some for women too? We’ll all be your biggest fans.
Unmatched Comfort, Spa for the Jewels
Holy grail of boxer briefs found, My privates rejoice, they dance, they play!
Elastine waistband, Vertical-Drop Fly, Pants-free revolution on the way!
So grab a pair, my friends, no joke, These undies will renew,
Wrap your crown jewels in luxury— Your privates will thank you too!"